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I never new how funny toddlers were till I experienced it first hand as a stay at home mom. Multiple times a day he says the most adorable things that just crack me up. I decided to start writing these down, mostly for myself but it’s a bonus if my readers get a chuckle out of them too! I will be updating this every so often, putting the newer ones at the top. I hope someone enjoys these as much as I do, but I’m a little bias since I made him!

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  • His brother was kicking him in the tub and he says “not a soccer ball”
  • He walks in while I’m getting ready and says “mommy you’re so pretty”
  • Baby brother was playing with his ear and he said “not a toy”
  • Gives me some wax from his ear and says “mommy ear booger!”
  • While I’m making a smoothie “Bailey bite some berries”
  • When I clip his torn fingernail “put it back on”
  • I told him to give his baby brother a hug and as he opened his arms he said said “no eat Bailey”
  • I told him I was opening his blinds so he could see the trees and the sky. He said “see giraffe maybe!”
  • Because he can’t open the fridge “daddy shut it too hard. I can’t open door”
  • “I saw exclamation mark on TV!”
  • “lady bugs don’t have stripes. Lady bugs have spots. Bees have stripes.”
  • When he has a cold “stuffed up. Nose so stuffed up”
  • Often when I’m nursing his brother he asks “remember Bailey nursing”

What is the cutest thing your toddler has said lately?

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